Mickey Mouse and the Republican Party

Well last night McCain and Obama went on the Al Smith Memorial Dinner and roasted each other and themselves. Check out McCain part 1 and part 2, and Obama part 1 and part 2. This is most possibly the greatest moment of this campaign. And I'm sorry to my Obama friends, but McCain got constant laughs and Obama fell flat at times. Oh well, maybe the great rhetorician isn't much of a comedian. But check out around McCain (part 2) around 0:58 mark on his mention of Mickey Mouse. Subsequently he says that he might let Mickey vote, since he's sure that the "big rat" is really a Republican.

Stop! McCain is wrong! Mickey Mouse (trademark Disney of course) is about as Democrat as you can get. McCain should call for the courts to stop all potential fictional characters from voting, as their leader of Mickey Mouse is leading them straight in to the voting offices to pull the lever for Obama. It is absurd to think that Mickey won't organize his Disney union.

There is much historical precedent for thinking that no mouse could ever be a Republican. We all know how mice scare elephants, as even Mythbusters proved! And what animal symbolizes the GOP? The elephant! There can by no mistake here. The fact that ACORN has registered Mickey should be concerning enough. But the Republican Party, being represented by the elephant, should start stampeding when they see any mouse and especially any named Mickey.

We ought to take great caution in this news, and then respond with the strength that we have as an elephant. Be afraid John McCain, the Democrats are registering the Disney union under Mickey's leadership, and you want us to be calm? Panic, John, panic! Panic like the entire Republican Party, and panic like the elephant like we are. Friends, if John McCain will not lead us, let us stampede like the herd of elephants that we are! Let us stampede to the polls and vote against Mickey Mouse, against ACORN, against Obama, and for John McCain!